MMMission
THIS is my mighty meat mission… the MMMission. It is a challenging but laid-back mission, one that will take me on a voyage of discovery, for I intend to affirm my place at the top of the food chain (excluding zombies of course) and eat as many different creatures as I legally can. It doesn’t matter which part of which animal, if it’s edible and cooked sufficiently, I’ll give it a go. If it was barbecued, even better because we all know barbecuing is the only true way to cook meat.
We all have to start somewhere and my journey has begun. Here’s the list so far of the life forms that have ventured down my gullet… although ‘ventured’ is probably the wrong word… I mean it’s not like they had a choice or anything…
- cow
- pig
- chicken
- turkey
- sheep
- lamb
- duck
- deer
- rabbit
- quail
- Haggis
- kangaroo
- springbok
- ostrich
- crocodile
- kudu
- wildebeest
- bison
- wild boar
- imp
ala
- Chilled Monkey Brains (kidding!)
Swimmers/floaters:
- cod
- haddock
- pollack
- tuna
- salmon
- swordfish
- sea bass
- herring
- whitebait
- shrimp
- langoustine
- mussel
- cockle
- octopus
- squid
- prawn
- clam (heh heh ‘Clam’)
- razor shell thingy
T’other animals next on my list to be tasted:
I wonder what else i can eat? If you have any suggestions or want to share a meaty story, please comment! Come and join me at the top of the food chain.